Fast Food Chains

OK so I have to talk about this at some point in time on this blog and I've decided for that time to be now. At the present time, I have one of the most veil, disgusting, wretched, despicable jobs that this nation has to offer. It is called McDonald's and it is a fast food chain. I am not proud to say I work there nor can I say that I am happy working there. Remember those commercials with people saying that it is like getting paid to smile? Yeah how bout the complete opposite of that. 

My father tells me that it is a learning experience for me but for some reason I don't understand how I am learning anything. In fact I think I may be killing brain cells every second I spend at that place. All the grease, degreaser, sanitizer, grill cleaning solutions. I mean give me a break, I can't see how this is helping the development of my brain one bit. I think he means like learning as in me realizing that if I don't get a good education I will end up in a place like that the rest of my life, which is a plausible argument, buuut I already knew that and don't feel like learning it anymore.

I do try to get other jobs, but the only jobs that I am able to apply for at the moment are quite frankly, worse than McDonald's, plus the fact that they won't hire me because I looked like I am 14 when I really am 18. Just the way the world works I guess. I would quit my job but then I wouldn't have any money for school. Kind of ironic really. The thing that I must use to make me smarter later on is killing my brain cells that I need for later on.

Now off of the subject of me and onto the subject in question. My big question here is WHY? Why is it that hundreds of people come to McDonald's to eat everyday when there are millions of other places that are way way way healthier than this place. Oh I get it though you need something that is quick. Umm ever heard of just packing your own healthy lunch from home? Here's the odd thing though. I see these regulars that come in EVERY DAY and eat at McDonald's EVERY DAY and these people are SKINNY. SKIIINNNYY!! What is happening? Well I have figured out what is happening and it is McDonald's plan to wipe out life on this wonderful planet. So here it is: People go and eat there. They don't get fat. They say to there friends, "Hey, I eat at McDonald's every day and I haven't gained a pound!" so their friends go and eat there. Well, after years and years they all die of kidney failure. Good work friend. Now your whole group of friends has died because of McDonald's. That's just an unproven hypothesis I have so don't quote me on it.

Then again I also see the other type of regular. Now these ARE the fat people. I can't even begin to understand what is going through these people's head at any given time during the day. "So guys I am fat. Let's go eat more McDonald's so that we can get even more fat!" This is what i think is going through there head. Maybe they have just given up. "Well I am fat and I have tried every 'get slim quick' drink on the market. Guess it is time to give it up and just eat myself to death!" Yep that must be it. To tell you the truth, I say good on you. Go eat as much as you like so that you can die and be gone from this wonderful planet which would be a better place without you.

I am sorry for my harsh statements, but sometimes.. they must be said. Stay tuned for more of my thoughts on other things to come.