Bus analysis March 23, 2009

Sitting on a bus that will be heading up Gordon street toward the University of Guelph. As I sit waiting for the bus to depart downtown, a man with dreadlocks comes and sits on the seat in front of mine. There are probably about 20 other seats on this bus that are free.. so then he moves and sits in the one in front of the one he was just sitting in.. a bit odd i guess. A women wearing all brown clothing enters the bus and sits in the seat behind me. It is likely that if she were to lean forward a bit, she could read the words that I write in this notebook. I wouldn't mind her looking into my thoughts. I don't know her and she is good looking, why not. The amount of people on this bus grows steadily over the span of a few minutes. An older woman with a black coat and dirty looking hair comes and sits in front of me. She is large and obstructs my vision of most of the front of the bus. I see a woman near the front of the bus wearing headphones that were popular in the 90's. The woman in the seat opposite of her is much better looking and is where a good looking set of black sunglasses. We finally depart from downtown and are now heading up Gordon street. The bus stops and two more beautiful women enter.. this is just not fair, but then again we are heading to the university in which 90% of the population is women and about half of them are stunningly gorgeous. The other half.. not so much. This two women are wearing sunglasses that resemble those worn by the woman disgussed earlier. One is also wearing a noticable pink scarf. As the bus moves I feel every bump on the road as if I am sliding across them with my bair self.. these buses need better shocks. A foren women sitting on the other side of the bus is reading a book that resembles an ILC course book. Maybe this women is in the same situation as me. A green car passes by us with a beautiful women as the driver. She is probably headed to the university as well. She also has a pair of sunglasses that resemble those of the 3 women on the bus. These must be in fashion. I see a man on the sidewalk wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs hat. He is a university student for sure. hy then does he not take the bus like the rest of us? Does he need excersise? He is skinny already. We now arrive at the University and I am forced to put away my notebook.